Texas born. New York based. Occasionally funny, mostly wrong.
Minneapolis
Jan 8, 2026
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11 min read
The murder of Renee Nicole Good is the whitewash he was made for
Dec 29, 2025
5 min read
Like your soul depends on it
Dec 23, 2025
He wants Greenland for a birthday present
Dec 19, 2025
6 min read
A restrained response to Karoline Leavitt
Dec 12, 2025
8 min read
MAGA is making "fetch" happen
